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Sunday, May 24, 2015
Earthly Times Sponsoring Robot
The Earthly Times is proud to announce that they've teamed with Japan's Giant Mech in a sponsorship deal.
Kim K's Alien New Outfit
Stepping out on the streets of NYC, Kim Kardashian's new look has distinct alien undertones. Could the way to peace come through fashion?
Royal Family Sends Tea to Space
In an effort to promote peace, reports abound that the royals have sent some of their best tea to space.
Alien Intelligence
The aliens are social media savvy, and this reporter would love to open a channel of communication with them. If any alien leaders are reading this, please contact me.
Goo Be Gone?
Those continuing, unconfirmed reports of strange sightings off the coast of Ireland have slowed, but not stopped. The government has no comment. Perhaps an oil spill? Perhaps something more . . . otherworldly?
Riots Break out in South Korea
Reports of riots of unknown origin have started to come in from South Korea.
Princess Charlotte's Alien Gifts
Unconfirmed sources have reported that young Princess Charlotte has been sent a delightful stuffed toy by a benevolent alien leader.
Earthly Times Home Base
The Earthly Times is proud to announce that we have set up HQ in the UK, the land of free speech and wonderous royalty. Not to mention lots of history and, possibly, secrets.
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